Another Important Rule

If someone gives you their number and you repeat it back to them to confirm the number it is your duty to repeat the number back in the same way! 074-62-72-62-13 is completely different from 074-627-2-621-3. This lack of phone number etiquette can cause a lot of trouble and stress, which could affect the persons health and eventually cause death. So, stop the lackluster, frivalous attitude towards number exchanges and save lives!

My Head Hurts

Occasionally I do some thinking, mainly when I'm bored or doing something more important and my mind gets distracted. During my thinking sessions, thoughts can range from pretty much any topic and in the post I'll be sharing some thoughts I had, that made my head hurt. I was thinking about history first, cos I saw a book that had the word 'history' on it...although I can't remember what book it was. Then I started thinking about the past and stuff that's happened, then I started thinking about significant events that have happened and who caused them. Then I thought about significant people and how important they thought significant people before them were and then the fact they didn't know how important they were gonna be! Einstein might have thought " scheisse! Newton is a bada$$". Then I thought about how the earth was made in the first place and then whatever made the earth what made that!! AND WHAT MADE WHAT MADE THAT!! AND..etc. Then I thought everything has a beginning, but there must have been a first thing! We can call it Joban or something. I thought that was it for the thinking for the day! I was wrong!! Then I thought what was there before Joban??!! DO CIRCLES HAVE A BEGINNING?! Then after all that thinking, I thought about how my brain probably looked in my head while I was doing my daily thinking, and for some reason i imagined it slowly spinning vertically. Then I lay down and had a rest.

Gym

Just come back from the gym, working my guns and doing my squat thrusts. Worked up quite a sweat.. But I won't get into the details cos this is just meant to be a light, entertaining blog, not an addition to the 50 shades of grey series; which, by the way, will be celebrating the release of its first movie. Any way here's my progress so far, hopefully this new workout routine will work! Have a good day!

BREAKING NEWS!

There's been significant developments with the THCC! The World Cup has definitely not distracted people from Thomas' hair, with a number of people challenging the reasons why, Brazil coach, Felipe Scolari has decided to leave David Luiz in England. This mistake keeps causing controversy, so let's see how it all plays out!

THCC: 16 

THCC

This is Thomas. He is my brother. I know his smiling face gives you the impression that he is a happy-go-lucky, jolly, whimsical character and that you needn't worry about him but unfortunately, this picture has lulled you into a false sense of security. He has a very sad past, the results of which he has to live with now each day. A few years ago a tragic event took place one summer's eve, it was like any other day, until out of nowhere he was bitten by a radioactive bush. I don't think I have to explain the result of this; pictures really do speak a thousand words. It's not as elegant as Peter Parker and naturally not everyone is tolerant of other people afflictions. People in the street are constantly commenting on his hair and so just to show the severity of the span of people's reactions, I've decided to start Thomas' Hair Comment Count (THCC) and so...

THCC: 12

The Island: Day 3

Advertising Strategy

"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising". This is a quote by Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, who was an American author and humorist. I read this quote and thought "hmm, my blog is a small thing, maybe I can make it large.." and so I started to think what's the right kind of advertising? So I just did the normal thing and went to the Apple store and put my blog up on all the macs. Start the fire, and watch it burn! Ohh yeahh!! Although the fire didn't really burn much in this case, it did manage to get me an extra 14 views, so I guess it just depends what you consider large. Any way, feel free to advertise the blog in any way you think is good and have a good day!